All About the Brown Girls

"If a man can sum you up in one sentence,he'll get bored"

This morning I was reading the IVillage web page and came across the article of "Why Men prefer B@#$%y Women!" I could not help myself but to read it and find out if I am in fact in this catagory. Which I know doesn't say much about me or anything....
Until I came across this sentence and thought, I bet Tim can in fact sum me up in one sentence.
I however think I am way more complex than that. But this is beside the point, right?!I mean I feel like I keep him on his toes but you never know.

I was worried that he would say that I am a,"Sweet wife and mother,occasionally interesting and can make a great tuna cassarole."

Not that there is anything wrong with tuna cassarole(which I have never made as of yet,but if you have a recipe send it on over.) And sweet and loving isn't a bad thing either. I mean it is okay to be milk toast, at least once in a while,right?!

And when I called Tim to ask him if he could sum me up in one sentence this is what he said..."Heather, you are a series of living contraditions!"

I think that I would have prefered to have him say that, "I make a great tuna cassarole."